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Somewhere Only We Know

The new John Lewis ad has Lily Allen singing Keane's 'Something Only We Know' which brings back memories of 2005 in the old Blue Kipper Lounge when we sang along to the Everton version 'Somewhere Only We Know'. Click on this link for the tune and sing along: ...Read More
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Transfer Deadline Blues

Transfer deadline, rum and coke, Toffee's headline, Red shite joke. Brendan chocker, got no dough, Moysey's locker, fit to go.Yankee's doodle, miss a deal, Kenwright's poodle, gets his meal. ...Read More
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Another Merseyside Derby Dawns

Another Merseyside Derby Dawns The hopes and fears of a cityare about to be realised Some will rise others wi...Read More
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Another Merseyside Derby dawns

Another Merseyside Derby dawns. The hopes and fears of a city are about to be realised. Some will rise other will fall. Yet whoever shall take the prize. Let it be known that we have already won the greatest...Read More
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A Poem To Chuckle With

The redshite Went To The Seaside They went to the seaside to try their luck, but old King Kenny is as thick as fuck.With Shelvey and Poulson it was mix 'n' match, and as predicted they played like t...Read More
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Another Derby Day Dawns

Another Merseyside Derby dawns The hopes and fears of a cityare about to be realised Some will rise other will fallYet whoever shall take the prize Let it be known that we have already...Read More