All Me 'arl Fella's Shouts
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Derby Day Banter - Give It Take It

The Derby week is upon us. So here are a few 'Derby Day Shouts' * Picture the scene at Anfield in 95/96 When Kanchelskis scored 2, three of us were sitting in the kop, singin' and dancin' away a few minutes after we went 2-0 up. One kopite turned ar...Read More
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Derby Day Banter - A Giggle

The Derby week is upon us. So here are a few 'Derby Day Shouts' * Picture the scene at Anfield in 95/96 When Kanchelskis scored 2, three of us were sitting in the kop, singin' and dancin' away a few minutes af...Read More
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Opal Fruits In The Park End

Blackburn game. First game of the season 2008. Park End. Fella in front took his kid too his first game. His little fella kept asking for an 'Opal Fruit'. He turned to his son (as Arteta set up the free kick)."Danno (he called him this all game). Watch son it's Art...Read More
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Let The Banter Begin

The Derby week is upon us. So here are a few 'Derby Day Shouts' * Picture the scene at Anfield in 95/96 When Kanchelskis scored 2, three of us were sitting in the kop, singin' and dancin' away a few minutes after we went 2-0...Read More
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Articulate Everton Fan In Top Balcony

Everton 2 Hull City 1 - 21st October 2013 Best shout today, as we passed the ball around aimlessly at the back: "For fuckssake, Everton, stop fuckin about for fuckin about's sake" Steve Johnson...Read More
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Moyes Is A Magician

Quality shout at the Wigan FA Cup Quarter Final 2013. "Moyes is a magician. He just turned 11 players into 10!" As Naismith enters fray for Mirallas. Martin Graves.‏ via twitter @marty...Read More
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Derby Day Giggle

At the Derby game at Goodison this season 2011-12, we were sitting in our usual seats in Family enclosure. Bell end was warming up in front of us with Phil Neville and obscuring our view. Dad shouted out to Bell end: "Fcuk off down the other end. You are frightening the kids." ...Read More
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Everton 1981 Billy Wright

I remember good lines from crowd in Everton v Brighton game in 1981: "Your're sh*te Billy Wright" followed by "He's a nice coloured sh*te though" From Gavin Buckland author of "Everton Strange But Blue". You can follow Gavin on twitter @GavinBuckland1...Read More
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Everton Players And Their Posh Cars

During the 2007-2008 season I took my ten year old son to the match. We did our usual thing of buying a programme and waiting behind the barriers at the players entrance with a permanent marker at the ready. So my son could collect our players autographs. It was around  this time Lei...Read More
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Tommy Ring At Goodison Park

Many years ago at a game in the early 60's at Goodison Park, Everton's winger Tommy Ring was fouled and crashed in heap. A voice from the Paddock yelled out "Rip his bloody leg off Tommy and hit him with the soggy end!!" Roy Redfern, Australia....Read More
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Just Sit Back And Laugh At The Derby Day Shouts

A reminder of some of your 'Derby Day Shouts' * Picture the scene at Anfield in 95/96 When Kanchelskis scored 2, three of us were sitting in the kop, singin' and dancin' away a few minutes after we went 2-0 up. One kopite turned ...Read More
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The Derby...The Shouts

With the Derby game on Saturday, we take a look at some of the 'Derby Day Shouts'.   * Lucas Leiva was over by the Bullens Road, when some fella stands up and yell's: "Fuck off Leiva your the worst Brazilian I...Read More
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Attack Attack Attack

At the Man Utd v Everton game this season at Old Trafford. The ManUre fans started to shout their usual drivel of: 'Attack..Attack..Attack..Attack..Attack..' Without h...Read More
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Is That a Ghost?

Shout in the Park End on Saturday v Blackburn.... Blackburn subs come out to limber up on mass during the second half, including the evergreen Benjani. Fella stands up and shouts "You were S**t in Ghost !" and sits down. It took about 5 seconds but then all the forty ...Read More
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Who Ate All The Pies

I was at the Blackpool game on Saturday, sat in the Upper Bullens as normal. There is an old gadger who has sat behind me for years, and he does come out with some gems. On Saturday...Read More
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Gosling and Yakubu Not Forgotten

I was watching Everton at the derby game at Goodison in 09/10 season, I was sitting in row B of family enclosure. The Yak and Gosling are warming up in front of us.  A young lad of about 10 started shouting "Yakubu... Yakubu...". The Yak carried on warming up. The lad shout...Read More
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A Message For The Away Supporters

Watching the game with me old fella against Man Utd when we beat them 3-1. The announcer popped up with this message to the Manure fans, 'At the end of the game will all Man Utd fans....' Me Dad just dead calmly says 'cry'!!  Could the person who put this on the comments please e mai...Read More
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Free Chlamydia Tests At Goodison

At the Chelsea home game the other week sitting in the Park End before the game our announcer was talking about the free chlamydia tests that were available for people to get through the post and one guy shouts out " John Terry needs one!!!!" got plenty of laughs in the Park End. George F...Read More
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Work On Rice Lane

At the Lisbon match the other night a fella and his wife are sitting a few rows behind us, the Portuguese announcer is speaking to the Sporting fans.  The woman, who had paid no attention to the game all night asked a daft question, 'What do you think he's saying to them?'  Without hesi...Read More
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Come On Citeh

At the match against citeh on saturday, citeh had a bit of possession and their fans started singing "come on citeh" a voice in the Park End replied "Somebody should" Priceless. Gary COYB...Read More
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Banana Feet

Sitting in the Gwladys for the match against sitteh were we won 2-0, We all seen Robinho slip over in his bright yellow boots, there was a big "OWHEYYY" from the crowd and then someone stood up and shouted "IT'S THEM BANANA SKINS ON YOUR FEET LAD". Classical shout. John...Read More
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Double Diamond

When a player went down injured, me 'arl fella, Chris McIver, used to shout "Give him a Double Diamond, it works wonders!" Cheers Paul McIver...Read More
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Rhino, Rhino

The 3 most commonly used words in Goodison are as follows:-" FUCKIN HELL UNSWORTH". blu 4 ever gib  ...Read More
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Yer Ma's Arse

Heard in the Park End. After another Dave Unsworth cross had gone over the bar. A shout of 'what the fuck was that Rhino?' was heard. A kid turned to his Dad, and asked " What's a Rhino, Dad?" The Dad answered, "It's an animal with an arse the same size as your mum's, son"....Read More
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Ted's God Like Hands

I well remember my Dad used to stand behind the Gwladys St end and I can hear him shouting it now. Ted Sagar was in goal and when he caught the ball , my dad used to shout "Safe in the arm's of Jesus". Very appropriate as the Church was on the right hand side of the pitch. ...Read More
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Panto Villian

I remember playing Derby at Xmas time back in the seventies. Micky Lyons dallied on the ball at the back and Kevin Hector tried to sneak up and steal the ball. "Behiiind you" shouted me 'arl fella in true panto fashion. Mark Kenyon...Read More
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Bullens Balloon

Does anybody remember a bloke in the Lower Bullens paddock who used to constantly sing:  "Andy Gray, Andy Gray, Andy Gray..." seasons after he had left? He also used to make this weird sound like a Red Indian when everything went quiet. You could even hear him on TV when the ...Read More
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Big Nose

During the derby (15/9/01) that twat Phil Thompson was up and down like a blue arse fly. A fella stood up behind me shouted to him "sit down dick nose". Karl Bennett...Read More
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Billy Blue

One of my favourites has to be from the early '80s. Whenever Billy Wright got the ball the bloke behind me in the street end always tried to help by shouting "Blue Shirt, Billy!" Joe Baker...Read More
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And On The Third Day

Heard in the top balcony on the Good Friday Derby ,when short arse owen lay injured? " Oh dear the baby jesus is dead", reply from two rows back "dont worry he'll be back on sunday". billythebluecat...Read More
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Weak One

At the palace game last week, Chadwick had a weak shot at the keeper, to which the guy behind me shouted: "Cadamatari hit his tart harder than that!" the jiggerrabbit...Read More
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Up and Down

A few years back against Spurs when Klinnsman was playing for them and he had gone too ground once too often. Some old wag behind me shouted, "that c@nt's up and down more times that Princess Margaret's knickers" Sean O'Flynn...Read More
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Titter Ye Not

A few from the fella' that sits behind me 1. Fifty pence napper: when a header has gone the wrong way 2. He's a frankie howard: when a linesman is crap. 3. One from about thirty years ago: when a goalie is having a blinder : he's got hands like a tart on pay day. ...Read More
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Terrydactyl

I remember being in the Paddock, early seventies and this bloke shouts "Darracott, you're shite !" Voice from behind says "There's no need for inappropriate language". "Sorry mate" came the reply and then: "Darracott, you're fucking shite !". Hughesie...Read More
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The Ref's a shite

At many a game at Goodison a bad ref plays a major part in the game, ususally costing us. So the four words that account for this are often shouted out by this large fella who sits behinds us: 'THE REFEREES A KOPITE'. Mike Small...Read More
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Make Mine a Double

We were playing the shite. I was sat in the Paddock, Nigel Clough was on the ball. This lad behind me stands up and shouts "Clough your Dads a piss head", sits down for a second then stands up again and shouts "hang on a second, so is mine". Had me laughing Jon...Read More
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USA USA USA

Halfway though the second half at the Arse game and Donovan comes over to take a corner in front of the blue noses in the corner, and up goes the USA! USA! Chants... Donas proceeds to take the worst corner of all time and the al fella comes out with USELESS A! USELESS A! Had the l...Read More
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Told Yer So !

It was just before half time and supporters were going down for a pie and pint. Gomez was about to take a goal kick and some fella shouts "fuck off Gomez your shite" as he took the kick it went to an Everton player and then the same fella shouts "there fucking told you" at that point the ...Read More