OCT
01
2014
Funny redshite Jokes
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Son:  "Dad, we're learning about prisms at school.  They're fascinating."

Dad:  "That's good son, because as a dyslexic koppite, you're bound to end up in one."

 

Koppite decides to take up boxing and goes for the required medical. A few days later the doctor 'phones and says "Olav, you realise you've got sugar diabetes."

Koppite says,  "Nice one, when do I fight him?"


Koppite caught his Wife having an affair and decided to kill her and himself. He puts the gun to his head, looks at his Wife and says  "Don't laugh, your next!!"


A Koppite wanting to become a Priest went to see the Bishop, who said  "You must answer 3 questions on the Bible".

"1st - Who was born in a stable?"

"Red Rum" he replied

"2nd - What do you think of Damascus    ?"

"It kills 99% of all germs" he replied.

"3rd - What happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive ?"

"That's easy" he said   "Popeye kicked the sh*t out of them!!"

 

Two Koppites looking through a mail order catalogue.

Olav says "Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too."

Lars agrees "I'm ordering one right now"

3 weeks later Olav says to Lars "Has your woman turned up yet?"

"No" said Lars "but it shouldn't be long now though. Her clothes arrived yesterday!!

 

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Did you hear the one about the Red Shite going to Switzerland and getting stuffed by the footballing Titans of Berne? Did you hear the post match phone in on Talk Sport and laugh along as each snivelling RS fan wallowed more and more in their own hideous self pity. The hilarity reached its zenith when one of them suggested that Tony Pulis would be the ideal replacement for Brenda Rodgers as RS manager - desperate times and ridiculous solutions.
John T, Bristol, 11:57 PM 2/10/2014
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