We always like a giggle at the reshite's expense. It's even better when they give you a laugh without trying. You would have thought their fans would have done better though!
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**** "Steven Gerard compared Everton to my Stoke team a couple of years ago, trying to be derogatory about both clubs. For an England captain I found this dissappointing but I believe in dignity and my Palace side will do all they can to win. We respect the league." Tony Pulis, Crystal Palace manager.
**** 3-0 and you fucked it up... #blameeverton
**** I hear its blowing a Gayle in Landan.
**** Liverpool Council Warning - The city is on flood alert due to thousands of Everton fans pissing themselves laughing.
**** Will this be a DVD?? One night in May??! #bottled
**** Tell me Ma me MA.. Whatever will be will be.. NO Title for Stevie G.. Tell me Ma me Ma..
**** Ste Gerrard Gerrard.. He slipped on his fuckin arse.. And gave it to Demba Ba.. Ste Gerard Gerard..
**** Sung to that great Smokie tune "Living next door to Alice"
Oh, I don't know Luis' leaving or where he's gonna go..
I guess he's got his reasons but I just don't wanna know..
After 24 years we've just fucked it up at Palace..
24 years waiting for a chance..
To win the league title we'll never get a second glance..
Now we've gotta get used to throwing it away at Palace...
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