Are redshite Fans Stupid?
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40,000 redshite fans meet in Analfield for a 'We Are Not Stupid' convention.

Stevie Guilty opens the convention and addresses the crowd. 'We are all here today to prove to the world that us redshite are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?'

Carra gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

Guilty asks him 'What is 15 plus 15?'

After 15 or 20 seconds Carra says, ' Forty!'

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the redshite start chanting 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'

Guilty says, 'Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press, plenty of flags and global media broadcst here, I think we can give him another chance.'

So he asks, 'What is 5 plus 5?'

After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, ' Twelve?'

Guilty by now is getting frustrated, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh.

Everyone is disheartened and Carra starts crying.

But then the 40,000 redshite begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'

Guilty is now unsure whether he is doing more harm than good eventually says, 'OK then, what is 2 plus 2?'

Silence hangs over the stadium.

Carra closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, 'Four?'

Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the shite stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream!

'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'

Terry, Netherton




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Comments about Are redshite Fans Stupid?
When the redshite are at home,I love watching the beauts in town,laden down with Cack from their souvenir shop,and consulting street maps of Liverpool,as they are obviously lost.
Lennie, Wirral, 7:17 PM 14/10/2013
in answer to the question ........ yes they are
Terry.U, Gosport, Hants, 12:57 PM 13/10/2013
Pablo, so am i
andy, garston, 1:12 PM 12/10/2013
Brilliant. I'm going to use this joke and try to pass it off as one of my own.
Pablobrown, Huyton, 11:24 AM 12/10/2013
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