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Special Award At 2015 Ballon dOr

Special Award in 2015 Ballon d'Or. Kev...Read More
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Next Season Will Be Our Season

redshite's new sponsor....Read More
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Funny redshite Jokes

Son:  "Dad, we're learning about prisms at school.  They're fascinating." Dad:  "That's good son, because as a dyslexic koppite, you're bound to end up in one."   Koppite decides...Read More
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Kopites Awash With Half Scarves

Before the derby in town, kopites ask directions to the ground awash with half scarves....Read More
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Funny redshite Pic

Had to take this pic of our lovable neighbours Unfuckinbelievable - Graeme S.  ...Read More
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Laugh Along With Those Lovable Reds - Thanks To WSAG

We like a laugh! What better way to have a giggle than at the expense of them across the park. So here you go! We didn't need to do anything, they just can't help themselves. Thanks to Gary, Dungo, Chappers and Matt. Keep them coming.  ...Read More
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When You're Smiling...

Laugh! We'll be laffin all Summer long!...Read More
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Laugh - We Nearly Blamed Everton

We always like a giggle at the reshite's expense. It's even better when they give you a laugh without trying. You would have thought their fans would have done better though!**** #Crystanbul**** LFC Helpline - 0800 10 20 30 31 32 33**** "Steven Gerard compared ...Read More
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EXCLUSIVE, Everton Starting Line Up Leaked

Snouty has had his ear to the ground and we have exclusively been told the starting eleven against City on Saturday.   Amanda Holden   Billy Butler     ...Read More
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Earth Week Funny

Geography teacher to his class: "Did you know that the two thirds of the earth is covered by water? Mad Evertonian Johnny, as quick as a flash, shouted back: "And the other third is covered by James McCarthy."  ...Read More
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Be Careful On The Streets Tonight

Be careful you don't encounter any of the redshite fans tonight.   They come in all shapes and sizes...            ...Read More
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Moyesy The Record Breaker

David Moyes The Record Breaker!Ronny, Town ...Read More
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Luis Suarez's Dad Played For Liverpool!

Luis Suarez's Dad played for the redshite y'now? Did he? No, Doddy! Sid, Lydiate (Sydiate)    ...Read More
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Guess Who Is Reffing The Derby?

Despite rumours to the contrary, Steven Gerrard has been named as referee for Saturday's derby match. It's the 12th time the Huyton born 33 year old has officiated this Goodison fixture!Dave, Old Swan ...Read More
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3 redshite Walk Into A Bar.....

3 redshite fans walk into a bar...... A glory hunter, a Cockney and a c*nt.... and that was just the first one!Keith, Crosby...Read More
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redshite Survey

Liverpool Football Club conducted a survey at their last home game (when they were stuffed against The Saints), asking redshite supporters where they think they will finish in the Premiership this season? Results showed as follows: 7% said they will finish as Champions...Read More
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Are redshite Fans Stupid?

40,000 redshite fans meet in Analfield for a 'We Are Not Stupid' convention. Stevie Guilty opens the convention and addresses the crowd. 'We are all here today to prove to the world that us redshite are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?' Carra gingerly works his...Read More
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redshite Wheels Have Come Off

THE WHEELS HAVE COME OFF!Brenda gets a reality check!Martin Wall, Midlands...Read More
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redshite Fans Wanted Bale Before Deadline

As the transfer window drew to a close and with title delusions for the first time in 24 years, redshite fans were disappointed that they didn't get Bale! But not to worry, they will be back in court tomorrow to try again!! Colin, Warrington  ...Read More
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Suarez Does A Freddy

The Sewer Rat does a Freddy!Loving it.Sarah, Salford Quays     ...Read More
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Liverpool Leak More Politically Incorrect Phrases

After last week's leak from Analfield on what and not what to say, this week here are more phrases!Click on the image to enlarge.Dave, Warrington...Read More
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Moyesy Lost The Plot?

Has Moyesy lost the plot at Manure already?Roy, Allerton ...Read More
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Moyesy's 1st Day At Manure

According to The Daily Mash then Moyes' fist day at Manure went something like this: 8am: Arrive at work to find my parking space still has 'SAF' painted on it. Discuss this with security guard who suggests I change my name to something with those initials. Retur...Read More
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You Started It!

The red Echo was interviewing Brenda Rodgers and Roberto and both were asked what they have been doing during the summer break. 'I have been planning the tactics so that Liverpool win the Premier League next season' said Brenda. 'And you Roberto?' the interviewer asked....Read More
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Very Funny Blubber

Paddy says to Mick: "What's your favourite Wimbledon Moment?" Mick says, "That's easy. It was when they beat the shite in the FA Cup final in 1988."...Read More
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redshite Fans Still To Pay Out Bets To Evertonians

Every season there are thousands of bets between Evertonians and kopites on which team will finish higher in the league. This season for the second time on the bounce Everton have finished higher. It has been brought to our attention that certain kopites have still not paid their ...Read More
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Screech Gets In On The Act

Whilst away on international duty this week, Marouane Fellaini played the joker in 'Photobombing' two young fans in a snap with Romelu Lukaku. Belgium had just won 4-2 against the United States with both Felli and Super Kev getting on the scoresheet with Villa's Benteke (2) when Screech s...Read More
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Appeal

For just £2 a month he will never need another bite!Simon, Warrington...Read More
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Where Did Luis Suarez Go To School?

Luis Suarez went to school at Eaten!Manny, Aintree...Read More
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Players On The Suarez Menu

Following Suarez Bite On BIRYANIslav Ivanovic's arm, we like to laugh along with the lovable reds (Thanks WSAG). Here are some of the Players On The Suarez Menu: * Frank Lambchops, Juicy Jaaskelainen, Pepper-Rooney pizza, Dimitar Burgertov, Andy Cass...Read More
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Lest We Forget!

Maggie & the Liverpool trophy room RIP!Gerard, Northwood ...Read More
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BBC Pay Thanks

The BBC would like to thank Liverpool FC for their contribution towards Red Nose Day events at Southampton today! Knock, knock. Who's there? Owen, Owen who? Owen the Saints, go marchin' in! Keith, Crosby   &...Read More
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Early Bird!

Only Everton! The sale of Early Bird Season Tickets for 2013/14 falls on the first working day following one of the worst weekends in our history!!Laugh or you'll cry. Are you renewing? What do you think? Comment below or discuss on ...Read More
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King Brenny Reveals The 3 Names In The Envelopes!

Just before the season started C4 ran a documentary/comedy called 'Being Liverpool'. Before the opening game of the season King Brenny got the first team squad together in a hotel and after another inspiring speech he held up three envelopes. He said that in the envelopes were three names...Read More
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Breaking News

BREAKING NEWS: Brenda Rodgers has been sacked. A spokesman for Liverpoo said:"We had to move fast when Pope Benedict became available as we are in need of a fucking miracle."...Read More
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King Brenny And The Horsemeat Crisis

Brendan Rodgers Discusses The Horse Meat Crisis With His Wife Wife: Brendan, those Findus lasagne's we've been eating every Saturday while watching The Cube weren't made from beef...they were made ...Read More
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redshite Are Tested Positive

Apparently the whole of the redshite team were tested following Monday night's home defeat to West Bromwich Albion.They were found to contain 100 Donkey!Baz, Warrington...Read More
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Liverpool Game Involved In Match Fixing Scandal

What is more shocking?The attempt to fix 380 football matches or that Liverpool could only score 1 goal against a team whose goalie had been paid to concede 3 goals?!Colin, Warrington...Read More