JUN
20
2010
Birds Eye View - A Female Perspective...
The Offside Rule - Clearly Explained
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Girls your in Primark, queueing in line, the girl in front of you doesn't have her purse, to your dismay you then realise you don't have yours.

A solution is that your friend towards the back of the queue is offering to throw her purse to you. You can't queue jump until the purse has been thrown to you, once the purse has been thrown you can quickly dodge the girl in front then confront the girl on the desk.

That ladies is the OFFSIDE RULE!

This, sadly, is not my own explanation of the Offside Rule but a message left on the Everton Bluekipper Facebook Page by Jay Jones!

 

Comments about The Offside Rule - Clearly Explained
8
Hahahah
Mike, Isle of Man, 7:17 PM 23/06/2010
7
The offside rule JO
Hank, Huyton, 8:39 PM 21/06/2010
6
DONT GIVE UP THE BIRD, ITS OURS TOO, IT BELONGS TO THE CITY, WE WORE IT FIRST.
John, Liverpool, 7:43 PM 21/06/2010
5
John, save your money, we abandoned the liver bird to the shite years ago, our crest is iconic, it is easily recognised everywhere, leave the f*****g bird to the gobshites and dinosaurs.
PETER RIGBY, KNOTTY ASH, 5:21 PM 21/06/2010
4
Close Yanika, but no cigar. There is nothing in the offside rule that mentions the keeper, it just has to be two players on the opposing team between the player receiving the ball and the goal. If the keeper is further from the goal than that player, then two outfield players from the opposition can keep him onside.
Dean, Porthcawl, 1:33 PM 21/06/2010
3
Hey I'm a girl, and I didn't need such a stupid explanation to understand the offside rule lol... in my words, this is the offside rule. the keeper and a player of the opposite team have to be in front of a player of the other team when a colleague of the other team throws the ball to this guy in front. if there are no members of the opposing team in front of the guy from the other team, then it is offside. come on... all you guys need is to know how to explain... seems it's you who can't do it well, not us girls who can't understand!!! lol this is funny :p
Yanika, Malta, 9:32 AM 21/06/2010
2
Perhaps the wording could read "I'd rather walk alone - EFC" under the blue liver bird. I was thinking of getting a plain white T-shirt and getting this printed (minus the bird) in small writing accross the chest for the next derby game as I'm surrounded by shite unfortunately.
Tony, Bideford, Devon, 11:01 PM 20/06/2010
1
I was looking for a new tattoo to show my love for this truly magnificent club. Reading this post and seeing the blue liver bird as gave me a great idea. I want the liver bird with the wording ONCE A BLUE ALWAYS A BLUE around it :) A tattoo is for life like OUR CLUB IS FOR LIFE I'd like to know if anyone thought it would be a good idea for a tattoo, comments would be truly appreciated. Thanks JOHN
John Mclaughlan, StHelens, 9:18 PM 20/06/2010
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