Girls your in Primark, queueing in line, the girl in front of you doesn't have her purse, to your dismay you then realise you don't have yours.
A solution is that your friend towards the back of the queue is offering to throw her purse to you. You can't queue jump until the purse has been thrown to you, once the purse has been thrown you can quickly dodge the girl in front then confront the girl on the desk.
That ladies is the OFFSIDE RULE!
This, sadly, is not my own explanation of the Offside Rule but a message left on the Everton Bluekipper Facebook Page by Jay Jones!