MAR
20
2011
Everton On Match Of The Day
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7. YOUNG EVERTONIANS: Despite what Match of The Day says we are NOT called "And finally Everton" - From @giddypie via @bluekippercom on twitter.

8. EVERTONIANS: Late home from work? Can't get to your seat in the Gwladys Street? No problem. Put a bottle of Chang in front of your 2 bar electric fire for 30 mins and then ask the wife to pour it out into a shitty plastic glass approximately 1 hour before drinking. Now get all of the family to make up 2-3 rows in front of the telly leaving no room between your knees and their backs. Allow 1 fat/old/incontinent person to walk between you every five minutes, making you stand up to let them past. This works best if Everton are about to score - From Big Tommy from Litherland via e-mail fun@bluekipper.com

9. EVERTONIANS: Relive the 1980's by shouting "You're Shit haaaaaaaaaa" after every goal kick - From @giddypie via @bluekippercom on twitter.

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Comments about Everton On Match Of The Day
 
4
Number 8 great but missed a step. Get an angry drunk off the street to scream and swear down yer ear every few seconds. Perfect.
TC, Everton, 6:34 PM 22/03/2011
 
3
Number 7 has to be the best tip EVER!!!
Dale Burke, Sheffield, 5:47 PM 22/03/2011
 
2
" Put a bottle of Chang in front of your 2 bar electric fire for 30 mins and then ask the wife to pour it out into a shitty plastic glass approximately 1 hour before drinking." funniest thing i've read for a while :).
Alex, Maghull, 11:57 PM 20/03/2011
 
1
Haha! Number 8 is quality!
Ian P, Chorlton, Manchester, 7:34 PM 20/03/2011
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