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Another Merseyside Derby Dawns

Another Merseyside Derby dawns. The hopes and fears of a city are about to be realised. Some will rise other will fall. Yet whoever shall take the prize. Let it be known that we have already won the greatest prize of ...Read More
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Call Y'self An Evertonian?

A look back at "Call Y'self An Evertonian?" from 2008. 268. Vince Barcelona. A humble Blue with a big fuck off name! I was blessed to see the Holy Trinity, I have been mesmerised by M...Read More
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Classic Shouts From Yesteryear

Great shouts from yesteryear from BK; I was at analfield at the Derby last year. Having a piss in the bog fella next to me is about to walk out when a redshite says to him: 'I was brought up to wash me hands after a piss,' to which the Blue replies; 'Yeh, but I wa...Read More
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Where It All Started

Posted on BK April 2004 It's where it all started Waggy's love of cheese back at the Adelphi Hotel circa 2004. As the photo shows the ex Blues Cap e Tan love of the dairy product reached frightening heights as he had to fight his way through the Blue hordes to pro...Read More
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This Baby Knows

Posted on BK October 2006 They teach them young in the Trow household, and young Lilly is testament to that. She is proud to tell the world that the shite are shite and will always be shite. Thanks to Uncle Mike for the photo of his young niece....Read More
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More shite Mirth

Once again we have delved deep into the BK archives to find some classic funnies from yesteryear. Every summer is the same, and listening to my mates down the pub, it looks like Kenny Dogleash is the missing link this coming season. In years gone by the Ladyboy, Robbie Keane and t...Read More
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Classic Shouts From Years Gone By

This wasn't at the match but at the unveiling of Dixie Deans statue last season. When they pulled the covers of it the fella behind me quick as a flash " No wonder he scored all them goals...size of the fella" Si. (21/10/02) Chelsea away ...Read More
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Hooters For...

Posted on BK 30TH March 2009 Alright lads would you please put these photos on your red shite section. This is a very willing bar tender called Jennifer in Alabama USA who willingly participated in spreading the shite word. Thanks ...Read More
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Wilko's Mullet

Posted on BK August 2005 Paul Wilkinson Everton's surprise signing in the 80's from lowly Grimsby was Paul Wilkinson. Wilko scored the goal that put us out of the 1984/85 Milk Cup, and Howard Kendall saw enou...Read More
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Classic Shouts From Down The Years

At the Birmingham game in the Park end the other week, Biffa Beattie goes down injured (he'd ran about 2 yards bless him). Some fella at the front stands up and shouts 'Beattie, you need to drop about two bra sizes, look at them man tits.' Had us laughing our heads off in a shit of a game...Read More
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We Miss You Wafa

Don't know about you but I really miss that Rafa Benitez bloke. In his six years at Analfield he gave us enough laughing material to last a lifetime. While he set his beloved red shite back twenty years, manure in the meantime added another four or five titles to their Premiership haul....Read More
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Classic Derby Shouts

Classic Derby Day Shouts From Years Gone By; The Kanchelskis Derby was beamed back to Goodison on the big screen. When the redshite went down two nil some disaffected redshite stood up and shouted: "Can't you change the fuckin channel on that thing? Baywatch is on...Read More
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Tswana For.......

Posted on BK 29th January 2008 These lads with me speak Tswana and are from the Mafikeng area of South Africa not far from the Botswana border. It seems that no matter where you are in the world everybody knows exactly what they are. In the languag...Read More
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Classic Derby Rants

Some classic Derby Day rants from the Bluekipper archives posted over the years; * I know we got beat at the Derby on Sunday, but without doubt I heard the funniest shout ever whilst I was in the Upper Bullens. Lucas Leiva was over by the Bullens Road, when some f...Read More
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Classic Funnies

Some classic funnies from down the years on BK; * Dear Jeremy Kyle - I am 16 and pregnant, and my parents don't know. My lover is thirty years older than me and married, and has just come out of prison after ten years for gun and drug smuggling. He is also...Read More
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Stig The Blue

Posted on BK 23rd July 2009 Spotted this registration of the New Jag featured on Top Gear 19/07/09. Regards Anthony Horabin. (23/07/09) Thanks to the loads who sent in e-mails on this....Read More
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Arkwright For....

Posted on Bluekipper on 4th February 2008 There even shite in deepest Yorkshire. Alan Wynne ...Read More
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Cuban For.....

Posted on BK 12th Febraury 2007 Over in Cuba for a while. Consulted the Evo brothers before I went and they told me that there were some kopite wags in Havana, found a few on the streets. Their Spanish wa...Read More
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Blue Cheese - Diamond and Parky

Posted on BK April 2007 Diamond and Parky smell the cheese....Read More
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Vintage shite

Well after yesterday's result we could not resist, one from the past, and one that is scarily correct; ...Read More
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The Dutch Know Their Stuff

Posted on BK 18th April 2005 Hey blue fans, I'm Stuart Little (honest), and I've been living in Holland (Kampen) for the past 4 years. I could not resist sending a contribution to the foreign red shite part of your site. So here is another way to say ...Read More
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Vintage Shouts

Vintage Me 'arl Fella shouts posted on BK over the years; * I was at the United game last season, Rooney was on the ball and this fat guy in front of me stands up, sucks his stomach up and goes YOU FAT BASTARD!!! Very funny. Joe Barry...Read More
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Even The Inca's Know

Posted on BK 1st June 2005 I was in Peru with my son walking the Inca Trail. Peruvians speak mainly Spanish but our guide spoke Quechua, the language of the descendants of the Incas.After a few Cusquenas (local ale) she told us that the Quechuan for Red Shite ...Read More
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The Japanese Know

Posted on BK 26th May 2008 ust got back from Japan. Here's some pickie's from Japan with various views of the translation for 'RED SHITE' in Japanese one with a Geisha Girl. Love the website. Antony Bent ...Read More
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Blue Mullets

Posted on BK 30th June 2005 The late 70's brought many heart throbs. John Travolta, David Soul, his mate with the black hair who no one remembers, and Everton's Garry Stanley. Signed from Chelsea, Garry become an instant hear...Read More
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The Smiths For...

Posted on BK 21st July 2008 Recently did a DJ gig with ANDY ROURKE , former Bassist of THE SMITHS a known Man United supporter. Rourke was happy to let his feelings known concerning " the shite " with signage I had provided !...Read More
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Even Donald Knows

Posted on BK 21st May 2007 Just got back from holiday in Orlando with my wife Colette and daughter Emma's and we met another Blue in the Magic Kingdom. He said he's going back to Paris so he can watch the blues now we're in Europe again. ...Read More
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Blue Mullets

Posted on BK 16th August 2006 Alan Biley holds the dubious honour of being the only ex Everton player to make it onto the barnet Hall of Shame twice, due to his extraordinary bad mullet. When we at bluekipper thought of Blue Mullets it was in honour of no other th...Read More
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Derby Day Shouts

Over the years there has been some classic Derby Day shouts, here from BK over the years are a few of them; The Kanchelskis Derby was beamed back to Goodison on the big screen. When the redshite went down 2-0 some disaffected redshite stood up and shouted: "Can't you change the fuckin cha...Read More
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Priceless

Posted on BK 22nd September 2008 Tattoo.....£1300Holiday to Turkey....£700Not realising what the red shite means in Turkish... Priceless!!!! .....and even Rangers fans...Read More
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Masai Warrior For

Posted on BK 26th August 2005 OK guys, I promise no more from Africa for a while ....but this one I could not resist....! The strange looking characters that are with me are not Skunks waiting for Souness to get the sack, but Masai Warriors ( not very fearsome I a...Read More
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Vintage Blubber

Gerrard at 70 - Posted on BK 2008 It's the same every single season. Get in there COYB FTRS...Read More
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Vintage Capt Haddock

Posted by Marc Rea on 25/11/2003 (re:Gwladys Street speakers) How much do speakers cost these days? After a whole year of waiting for the Lower Gwladys speakers to be fixed (and sending the club a few emails), theres still no hope of hearing z-ca...Read More
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Vintage shite

Posted on 5th Decemebr 2007 by Carl Jones Picture of Me and the Missus Lisa at the top of Sugar Loaf Mountain in Brazil with our red shite shite sign in Brazilian....Read More
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Vintage shite - Korean For

Posted by Leanne Scott on 15th March 2006 This is me (Leanne) with some of my class of six year olds who I teach English to in Seoul, South Korea. Luckily they didn't translate the words Red shite for me! but they all know what it means now after their lesson....Read More
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Vintage Capt Haddock

Posted on BK 22/12/2006 By Nicholas Cendrowicz Well me hearties sorry that I have been missing awhile, but Seaman Stain, Master Bates and myself have had no gripes to answer. We were about to set sail for Christmas to rape and pillage on the high sea's, when ...Read More
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Vintage shite

Posted by Jo on 24/07/2007 Japanese For I see Neil beat me to it but please put these on your site. Had the locals in stiches from the metro, to Mount Fuji spreadi...Read More
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Darlo's Dilemna

You sir are the voice of reason in a unreasonable world. Your pearls of wisdom help me in my daily life, but advising Goodison sausage rolls for consumption, and not for launching will take some digesting of my mind and body. ...Read More
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Vintage Capt Haddock

Posted on BK on 5th Jan 2004. Steve Walsh, Season Ticket Holder Main Stand (re: Admission Prices) Being an avid fan of your site, I felt it was a good sounding board to write in and say how disgusted I was wi...Read More
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Vintage Capt Haddock

Posted on BK 18/04/04 ...Read More